A Text to my Ex

I have big issues with authority, so the more you tell me not to do something, the more I inherently want to do it. I do fight the urge all day every day. And I think through every process "what would happen if I did it anyway?" and decide based on the logical conclusion. Maybe we should just communicate by text for a few days, so I don't have to worry about projectile objects while I think?? And you can take your time reading to be sure you actually hear what I say. That I don't go too fast for you to compute. And you think caffeine speeds my brain up! Haha! That is my brain NOT on caffeine!